Apparently the cat lady has reached epic amounts of crazy and is no longer an acceptable person to hang out with. We've all heard the gotta work, my hair needs washing, need to do laundry, live halfway around the world, car broke down, too tired from sitting on the couch all day, can't afford gas, hate your cats, you smell funny, my friends are in town and can't stand you typical excuses. But helping someone move over hanging out with the cat lady? That's a new one. Anyway, as a result of all of this, the cat lady had to make her own dinner tonight and turned to the staple that is sour cream and chicken enchiladas. For a few months now her enchiladas have been tasting a little funny and tonight she discovered why. Turns out her butter expired. In early March. So this is why the cat lady is laying on the couch slowly sipping water trying to get the rancid butter taste out of her mouth trying not to think about how many things she has used that butter in. As a result of this and other recent blunders, the list of reasons to not hang out with the cat lady needs to be expanded to include the following:
makes food that tastes like trash and uses ingredients not acceptable for human or feline consumption.
If you want to hang out, I'm sorry, but I'll be too busy trying not to horf while cleaning out the fridge. I hear Jitterbug is available though.
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