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An online dating video from a self proclaimed cat lover. Things like this disgust us true cat lovers. How do I know she is a fake? First of all, cat ladies do not love to run. They love to bask in the sun and ignore the world. Second, do you see a single piece of cat hair on her? Third, she mentions their whiskers and noses....but she fails to mention the fact that cats don't just have any kind of nose. It's a cold wet nose. Details are important here, people! And nevermind that it takes her a good twenty seconds to stop saying "um" and get out reason number one. A true cat lady could come up with 100 reasons why she loves cats in just as many seconds. Trust me. I'm a cat lady, I would know.