There once was a threesome involving Gordy
Jitterbug and Pumpkin the cat too
It went swimmingly until about day forty
When big mean scary kitty caught Pump in the loo
Gordon did not know this orange fluff of a feline
For he had been locked in the guest room for many weeks
But given the chance he made a beeline
Out the door and down the stairs to visit the freaks
The realization of a third mow was rough
It was an orange cat conspiracy only known by two
The fallout involved lots of hissing related stuff
And that, dear readers, is why the cat lady had to move to the Lou'
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