Official Notification

Yesterday, May12, 3:42 PM it became official. This cat lady is officially The Cat Lady.

Here's how it went down: The cat lady is at the doctor. Not her normal doctor so they are running down the list of oh-so-fun questions that no one really cares about.

OR SO YOU THOUGHT.

The last question: "So you're married?"

Cat Lady: "No, I'm single."

Dr: "Oh yes, I see right here in your records. Single with 2 cats."

And then she shows me.

Right there in electronic, larger than life print: "Marital Status: Single, 2 cats"

Apparently my uncaffinated, half asleep 8AM response at my first appointment to "So your single and dont have any roommates?" warranted documetation. Thanks, PCP. I really want that one to go down in electronic medical records history.