Following the day the cat lady left town
Jitterbug tried to hold the fort down
but when that didnt work
and she was sick of the jerk
she locked herself in the laundry room
all the while meowing "lack of litter will be your doom"
But the cat lady has reason to celebrate
because Gordon didn't urinate (much)
he now wont let her out of his sight
and is trying with all his 18 pounds of might
to permanently hold down the pretty pink suitcase
because without the cat lady won't leave home base
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