Solitary Confinement

Following the day the cat lady left town

Jitterbug tried to hold the fort down

but when that didnt work

and she was sick of the jerk

she locked herself in the laundry room

all the while meowing "lack of litter will be your doom"

But the cat lady has reason to celebrate

because Gordon didn't urinate (much)

he now wont let her out of his sight

and is trying with all his 18 pounds of might

to permanently hold down the pretty pink suitcase

because without the cat lady won't leave home base

I'm Meeeeeeeelting!

What do you get when you combine a wind tunnel, pouring rain and a cat lady?

.

.

.

.

.

.

A bitchin' hairdo.

Cats and cat ladies alike don't much care for water.

Score!

There are few things the cat lady likes more than a totally awesome, over the top sale. Which is why she has been skimping on conditioner for two weeks waiting for today's sale. 100 bucks of product for 30?! Including tax. Um, hells yes.

Snuggle Time!

Bloomage and Such

So....either Jittybugs has a secret admirer or these went the wrong address....thoughts?

Time for the Electronic Babysitter

The cat lady is too tired to blog so here is a video that pretty much proves Jitterbug sneaks out at night to travel.

Overdose.

Remember how cute this was?!?!

Well.


Turns out that it is possible to overdose. In pot.

Yes, behind furniture is where the cat lady stores all the pictures she is too lazy to hang. And yes, that would be almost every picture she owns.

You know the little sticker on every vacuum that says it has excellent suckage power along the edge? It lies. The deposit not returned upon move out is coming from Gordon's allowance.