Some days living with Gordon is like living with a guy. A human guy. He doesn't clean up his messes, takes up more than his fair share of the bed and whines for me to get out of the bathroom in the morning. I'm not even going to mention the blowing the lid off of the kitty litter box habit. Oh wait, just did. But last night was the night of all nights. The cat de resistance, if you will. Last night Gordon left the freezer door open. all night. ALL NIGHT.
ALL NIGHT!
And so this weekend Jitterbug and I will be feasting on the wide array of foods that Gordon so thoughtfully defrosted for us. She even suggested we throw a party.
All are welcome. Starts Friday at 5pm.
Menu includes meatloaf, tacos, defrosted frozen bread dough, melted popsicles in a wide variety of flavors, raw beef, homemade chili, and defrosted mango chunks.
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