Sometimes the cat lady has a problem with impulse purchases. Like the time her car was overheating so she pulled over at the furniture store and bought a couch. And a chair.
Or last night when she went to get her haircut and it turned into a haircut/eyebrow wax with a facial appointment the next day. At least she was able to say no when the words "chemical peel" were uttered.
Or the time she went to Petsmart for cat food and came home with a cat. Jitterbug is pleased about this one. Her name would have been Impulse if it wasn't so totally lame. Honest to blog.
Or last night when she went to get her haircut and it turned into a haircut/eyebrow wax with a facial appointment the next day. At least she was able to say no when the words "chemical peel" were uttered.
Or the time she went to Petsmart for cat food and came home with a cat. Jitterbug is pleased about this one. Her name would have been Impulse if it wasn't so totally lame. Honest to blog.
Is there a 12 step program for this? You might want to look into it. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for laughs though...love the tone through written word. :)